PROMO DETAILS: at bottom, but please read entire post for an overview. Thanks, Greg
CrossFit Sioux Falls is expanding. Our expansion is your opportunity.
In the past month, we have invested over $20,000 in the gym and equipment with another $10,000 expected in the immediate future. The gear, while some on backorder, is expected in the next 2 weeks. At that time, we will take over approximately 2,000 square feet of actual floor space right next to our existing space. Most notably, this expansion will allow us to reach more people in the Sioux Falls area with the best mix of coaching and training in town. I believe we have the absolute best strength and conditioning program in town and want you to be a part of it.
Wow guys, what the heck did you buy?
If you have ever been in the gym, you will note we already have likely the most vast assortment, quantity and high quality gear in Sioux Falls. Yet, we are upgrading from there. Over a ton of Colored Competition plates, true Olympic lifting bearing barbells, 10 additional Rogue Ohio bars, another Rogue infinity rig, Games style boxes, and other sweet gear. You will be hard-pressed to find another CrossFit gym in the country with the gear we have.
Great, how about coaching?
Our trainers are the best group in town. For some this is their full-time career; for all they learn, compete, and share with all our members. This is a fantastic staff to learn from and improve yourself.
Sounds Awesome. How do I fit in?
CrossFit is for you. That’s right. I said you. Not the average, I just want to stay the same you; but the best you. The competitive you. The you that wants to be an elite you. A better you. The you frankly that has maybe been missing for a while or never been tapped. The you that is inside. An awesome you.
It may not be the you today. That is fine. That you is inside every one of us. It is your choice what you do with it.
You have a choice every day. Surround yourself with awesome people or average people. It is likely you will follow suit. I love awesome people. People who want to learn, be better, improve. You will be no better then the people you surround yourself with, the knowledge you gain, an the development of skill.
I do not believe you were meant to live at the average you. Come in an experience a group of people 200+ strong who pushed average aside long ago and seek continuous growth in all aspects of life.
That is how you fit in. Come in, commit, improve, and enhance yourself!
WOW, what a sales speech. What’s the catch?
How does a 1-year commitment sound? 12-month minimum agreement? PUKE! Terrible. To me it sounds like a screw job.
But here is the deal…
OPTION A: Have you done CrossFit in the past? On your own? In a CrossFit gym? At CrossFit Sioux Falls? Anywhere?
Maybe you just moved to Sioux Falls. Possibly you have been missing in action for a while and want to come back to CFSF. Could you be the “garage guy” we hear about killing WODs to Van Halen with a barbell next to your ’69 Camaro. Whatever the case, if you have 3 or more months of past CrossFit experience and are looking to join a CrossFit gym, CrossFit Sioux Falls has an offer for you…
Any athlete who has at least 3-months of previous CrossFit experience and joins CrossFit Sioux Falls before October 31 will get their 1st month free. Yep, the entire 30-days Free. ***Here is the Fine Print: Your total commitment after the 1st month free is just our standard 3-months (so 4-months total then month to month – in case you want out, no hard feelings). We accept both credit and debit cards and there is no start-up fee. Any day thereafter, you can quit any time 10-days before your next billing date hits. No further commitment or fine print just come in and tell us; that simple, no fancy “lock you into something you do not want to be in.”
OPTION B: I have never done this CrossFit thing but am interested.
Any athlete with no CrossFit experience and joins CrossFit Sioux Falls before October 31 will get their 1st month free. Yep, the entire 30-days Free. ***Here is the Fine Print: Your total commitment after the 1st month free is 4-additional (so 5-months total then month to month – in case you want out, no hard feelings). We accept both credit and debit cards and there is no start-up fee. Any day thereafter, you can quit any time 10-days before your next billing date hits. No further commitment or fine print just come in and tell us; that simple, no fancy “lock you into something you do not want to be in.” LIMITED: 1st 10 athlete commitments only for this one.
With this expansion, CrossFit Sioux Falls is excited to strengthen our core group of athletes and change lives. CFSF truly is an amazing place filled with not only equipment, trainers, athletes and workouts but emotions, community, love, success, failure, wins and shared life. It is filled with people who live, truly live. People who want more out of life and themselves. People who expect more and know “easy” does not typically create triumph. Will it be filled with you?
I believe CrossFit Sioux Falls is the best place to workout in our community, hands down. There are many places in town you can get a workout. If you want to be trained, as an athlete, improving in life to attain more tomorrow, with an amazing community of friends, and trainers who know how to make you better, I recommend you find CrossFit Sioux Falls. Bring your experience and together, let’s make CFSF even stronger.
Throw Average aside. Be ATHLETE YOU!
See you in the gym.